Actual email conversation

reldnahkram: Would you be so kind as to put two turkey units in a bowl of water in the fridge to thaw?

Also, if you go on a supply run, would you please get a unit of cream, a unit of the New York extra sharp cheddar, and a smaller unit of sharp orange cheddar. If you don't go, don't worry about it.

sylvansafekeepe: I have acquired all of your mac + cheese supplies.

reldnahkram: Thanks, though that is not my plan.

sylvansafekeepe: I know, it's quiche. But mac and cheese could just as easily have been an option.

reldnahkram: What about a Mac 'n cheese quiche?

sylvansafekeepe: I think you've got a plan!

reldnahkram: Be prepared to find me collapsed on the kitchen floor, dead of a heart attack, having eaten one bite.