Clearly the superior meme

[reldnahkram]

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely sedulous devotee this year.

In April, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In November, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In March, I fed prisminawindow to a Shoggoth (250 points). In December, I recruited gerbilicious85 as a new cultist (30 points). In July, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). Last week, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points).

In short, I have been very good (530 points) and deserve to be promoted to High Priest.

Your humble and obedient servant,
reldnahkram

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Comments

[elizaeffect.livejournal.com]

Ah, beat me to it. I just got this one off of autopope.

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely sedulous devotee this year.

Last week, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon (http://livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=quirkybird)quirkybird (http://livejournal.com/~quirkybird) (65 points). Yesterday, I fed (http://livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=meanfreepath)meanfreepath (http://livejournal.com/~meanfreepath) to a Shoggoth (250 points). In October, I sacrificed (http://livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=meanfreepath)meanfreepath (http://livejournal.com/~meanfreepath) to Cthulhu (500 points). In December, I recruited (http://livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=philot)philot (http://livejournal.com/~philot) as a new cultist (30 points). In August, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In July, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points).

In short, I have been very bad (-230 points) and deserve to be left to whimper as my mind shatters before the vision of your greatness.

Your humble and obedient servant,
ricerurouni

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Apparently Jerome didn't die the first time, so I had to try again. /:P

[ruthling.livejournal.com]

I like how fast this one came in, after the total takeover of the Santa meme a few days before.

[sylvansafekeepe.livejournal.com]

Is it a bad thing that I know exactly what is being referred to for all of those point tallies, and why they're good or bad?