Clearly the superior meme

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely sedulous devotee this year.

In April, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In November, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In March, I fed prisminawindow to a Shoggoth (250 points). In December, I recruited gerbilicious85 as a new cultist (30 points). In July, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). Last week, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points).

In short, I have been very good (530 points) and deserve to be promoted to High Priest.

Your humble and obedient servant,
reldnahkram

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