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[reldnahkram]

I'm not sure whether I love or hate holiday light displays that are a traffic nuisance. As in, inflicting them on other people (hi sylvansafekeepe) might be worth having to deal with driving past them.

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[think-too-much.livejournal.com]

You should cover your house in so many lights that you need to stick a "wishing well" out on the lawn to hit passersby up for donations because your electricity bill is that big.

And when people actually do donate, make sure there's one of those animatronic singing trees that regales them with song. Except you should hack into the tree's microchip and replace it with Bob Dylan's new Christmas album.