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[reldnahkram]

From Facebook:

*redacted*: I've just read something that made the Eye of Argon look coherent and terse.

My brain may never be the same again.

Crania lifted upwards. Ebonite femora padded through the terra, peltage glistening. Dial stared right infront of the fae, optics looking 'round the femora's terra. Banner swayed warningly, pillars tense, leaping 'pon enemy brujo, maw unhinged and daggers glistenated, staining maw and pillars with crimson red up to the hock. Auds pricked 'ellwards for a time, then suddenly 'eavenwards as the fea sensed the being of yet another brutus. Pillars bent at miraculus speeds, as the fea stepped over the bodice of her first victim.

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[sildra.livejournal.com]

Some of those are surely proper nouns. Trying to guess which is kind of fun, but doesn't necessarily make that paragraph more coherent.

[reldnahkram.livejournal.com]

There is very little proper about that paragraph.

[sildra.livejournal.com]

I'm trying to decide if it makes more or less sense if "Pillars" is someone's name. I've decided "Dial" almost certainly is.

[gallusgallus.livejournal.com]

"Jonathan, you're so hot!"

[ilanala]

I don't even know what's happening in this paragraph and I think I'm very glad of that.

[reldnahkram.livejournal.com]

I suspect the author doesn't know what's happening either.

[elizaeffect.livejournal.com]

ow ow ow ow ow