I suggest a new strategy...
Sep. 13th, 2004 12:14 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
reldnahkramIf I drive everyone away from my livejournal, then I'll never have to update ever again :)
Therefore, I, uh, invite you all to join one and only one of the following camps. I encourage debate between the two camps.
I don't know why I'm doing this.
Camp 1: Get Mark Drunk.
Camp 2: Get Mark into a Dress/Bra etc.
This can't possibly be healthy.
Therefore, I, uh, invite you all to join one and only one of the following camps. I encourage debate between the two camps.
I don't know why I'm doing this.
Camp 1: Get Mark Drunk.
Camp 2: Get Mark into a Dress/Bra etc.
This can't possibly be healthy.
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Date: 2004-09-13 04:21 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-13 04:22 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-13 04:31 am (UTC)I don't drink and mostly find drunkeness disturbing.
I also have something of a reputation for vocally advocating an increase in the amount of cross-dressing that goes on. So ...
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Date: 2004-09-13 04:37 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-13 04:47 am (UTC)We can totally find you a nice, modest, respectable looking dress or something. : )
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Date: 2004-09-13 04:45 am (UTC)MwahahahahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Date: 2004-09-13 04:46 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-13 04:48 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-13 05:19 am (UTC)And the other camp involves one night of lame pictures. The other camp involves behavior that won't help Mark in the real world. The other camp involves behavior that only drunk people and people with women's clothing fetishes would be interested in or amused by.
But MOST of all....ONE of these camps captures the true spirit of...FOOTBALL!!!!! E-A-G-L-E-S!!!!!
The answer is clear! VOTE BOOZE!
Oh, and a conversation that was had Saturday night.
Elana wasn't drinking, and when pressured she pointed out that Jawaad wasn't drinking. To which she was told: "He's a Muslim!"
Elana: So?
Omnes: YOU'RE JEWISH! YOU DRINK!!!
Follow the advice of the Lord your God.
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Date: 2004-09-13 05:30 am (UTC)Well, then there's just the issue of how disturbing Mark in women's clothing would be. Hmmm....
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Date: 2004-09-13 05:36 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-13 05:26 am (UTC)See, things like this make me wish I had actually decided to live in ML this year. Damn boring
And hmm, should I actually weigh in with a vote? Both could be interesting, but...nah, I'll hold off on this one...
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Date: 2004-09-13 05:29 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-13 05:53 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-13 06:06 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-13 06:14 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-13 01:56 pm (UTC)If 1 leads to 2, you should choose 1 and get 2 for free PLUS whatever else happens, not just limit yourself to 2.
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Date: 2004-09-13 04:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-13 09:33 pm (UTC)At any rate, I think I'm winning this debate at this point.
Mark?
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Date: 2004-09-13 11:29 pm (UTC)You know, I think if anyone wins, we all win. >:)
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Date: 2004-09-14 04:11 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-15 01:30 am (UTC)Suggestion
Date: 2004-09-13 06:43 am (UTC)Why do one when you can do both?
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Date: 2004-09-13 01:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-13 01:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-15 02:50 am (UTC)I definitely vote for the bra. And he should come to Wind Ensemble in it. Mwa ha ha!
-Ghost
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Date: 2004-10-01 03:11 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-13 02:18 pm (UTC)Bra shots!
No, I didn't just say that. Never mind.
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Date: 2004-09-13 06:22 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-13 03:07 pm (UTC)Well darling, if my beloved house hosts its infamous gender-bender party this year you could come up here and do BOTH in one night. I'm always happy to share my liqour with you but sadly I don't think my bra would fit you...
Miss you, although I'm very unclear on why. :-P
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Date: 2004-09-13 10:10 pm (UTC)Although I bet you could make bank doing that for Camp 2, too.
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Date: 2004-09-14 04:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-15 05:23 pm (UTC)I've decided I don't hate beer. Lager is definitely worth it. Vodka in frozen drinks too. When shall we shop? You're the only one here who's legal.
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Date: 2004-09-16 04:26 am (UTC)If it were for the purpose of getting Mark drunk, Chris would be happy to provide some Goose...but I can't allow anyone to mix vodka as good as that.
Girly mixed drinks = Smirnoff
Chris also has some lager, some porter, a car, and a state issued ID.